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My hand hurts. ;A;  The left one. I don't think it's anything serious; I'm guessing this has happened because I was leaning and using it to hold my upper body up. Imagine someone propping an elbow upon a window sill and leaning backwards on that arm. I was doing just that but with my hand and on the edge of a table. And now it hurts. ;A;

Anyway, I'll still be typing. D:  Because I'd feel bad not continuing with this blog. Again. ;;;

Bleach 363: 

And Ukitake's joined the fray! ;A; He saved Kyouraku's ass, but now, he's the one in trouble! Starrk has found out how Joushiro was able to produce a cero... and what was that about Kyouraku not being allowed to use his Bankai "where everyone can  see it?" (as quoted from whitey himself)

The Two Swords Duo get into a fight with Lazy-Ass-turned-Lazy-Ass-Cowboy-with-kick-ass-guns Starrk. As per usual with Bleach, there are more confusing shots of random things (like 1/3 of someone's coat in a 78 degree angle just to make the fans wonder that the hell they're seeing) than actual dialogue and plot development. Meaning, there was only a two-sentence worth of plot development in the whole 20 pages of this week's release. 

At least this week we get less of those confusing random shots and more of those shots which make at least some sense. Oh, and the extra screen time that Starrk, Kyouraku and Joushiro are getting helps a lot. :D

Sooo.. Kyouraku's not fighting alone anymore! The Duo are teaming up against Starrk and his girl-turned-gun fraccion. So it's basically a fair fight... UNTIL the big ass menos-looking-shadow appears. (And let's not forget the girl/guy arrancar who just showed up... gyah, more ambiguous characters D:)

Hopefully for next week's update we actually get a continuation for this side story and not just be drafted into someone else's story in another time and place (and dimension). Not that I wouldn't want to see what the heck happened to Yammy and the others (Renji, Rukia, Chad.. who am I forgetting?) or to Ichigo, Ishida and Inoue. Or to Soi Fon. Or to Yamamoto-taichou. Or to Toushiro. Or to Kira, Shuuhei, Matsumoto and Momo. Or to Unohana, Kenpachi, Mayuri and Byakuya. Or to Ikkaku and Yumichika. Or to THE FUCKING VAIZARDS THAT WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SINCE THE WHOLE FIGHT STARTED damnit I thought they were going to make Aizen pay?!

AND WHERE THE HELL ARE AIZEN, ICHIMARU AND TOUSEN anyway!?

Kubo-san, you have some explaining to do here. |:  |

Naruto 453: The Night Before the Five Kages Meet

Finally, someone's said it! Someone's actually gone and said it! XDDDD And it had to be that plant-guy-thing-whose-name-I-still-don't-know-even-till-now. He said it!

What did he say? THE TRUEST TRUTH and fuck my grammar skills. He said it! Sasuke's WEAKER than Naruto. >D

Well, actually his words were, "Naruto's stronger than Sasuke now."

And d'you guys know how Sasuke reacted to that?!

Do you know HOW?!

... >D  you'll have to go find and read the chapter to see. >D

.......... ah, and his name is Zetsu. ;;;  (I really wish this would stick in my memory. I keep forgetting this guy's name! I just don't know why.) He's very icky and gross though. Just see that weird ability. ;;;  Kishimoto's up to something again, I can just feel it.

And Sasuke reveals his S side! Ahahah, but I think we all already knew that? -shudder- So that does mean Naruto's an M? ;A;  I guess.. that's right. It's kind of obvious, what with his strange obsession with getting himself hurt by chasing Sasuke.

About sadist Sasuke though... yeah. This kid was saying that he "wanted to try something" on Tobi. Ahahaha, just go read. Really. Sasuke's starting to creep me out. 

But the bigger issue here: The meeting of the Five Kages! Right in the now destroyed Konoha! And we'll be seeing the newly-appointed Danzo, the Raikage, the Mizukage, the Tsuchikage and the Kazekage... MEANING Naruto boylet # ????? aka Gaara will be showing his emo raccoon face to the fans after a looooooooong while. XD

And there's no doubt that the other two will also be there... GYAH, this is turning into a big mess! How..? Because of Sasuke's new goal... which is to----

---and you'll have to read the manga the find out what. I won't be spoiling anything more about Tobi's new plan to use that---

---I'm really not giving more hints. <3>

Katekyo Hitman Reborn Target 247: Rematch

And we have a very uke-ish Yama right from the start o.o

Last week I was left so amazed by Yama's transformation from this happy-go-lucky normal guy into this I'm-a-badass-mafia-hunk swordsman... ahaha, but of course, in true Yama style, my dreams have once again bee shattered to pieces. He's showing that face. THAT face, that uke face. To Genkishi. While saying, "I'm all ready now, Genkishi."   -_____-  

Seriously Yama, you want to beat the guy, not woo him. ;;;

Anyway, my question from last week has been answered! Genkishi can still use his Hell Ring, and poor old Yama-uke doesn't have a clue! But then again, he does have his upgraded shoujo-shoujo Magic-Knights-Rayearth-look-alike sword thing to fight the bad skeleton man with... assuming that he doesn't want to take bones over there to bed, of course. ;;

-laugh-  Kidding aside, Genkishi has issues. Real issues. ;;; His mind's been poisoned by Byakuran's kira kira existence, lol. But anyway, Genkishi reveals that it was because of the power of Tuna's eyes that he wasn't able to fight at his real strength back then. XD Good job, Tuna-eyes! Maybe we can turn you into an equip-type item someday, since you're so useful. ;;;

But seriously, this shoujo-thing going on with Yama has to stop. It's really creepy. For more information, please refer to the 4th panel in page 7. Yes, that big one, right below the Basil/Reborn ones... Yes, the one where he's doing that to his sword... Ugh, Yama.. you've been watching too much shoujo anime. Seriously. Wings. And glowing sword. And that WINK. And that UKE FACE. ---> trying to hang herself from the roof of her house

The only thing missing now is a cheesy-girly-I'm-not-going-to-give-up-so-kyaaaah-you-monster background music/SFX. Which I'm actually quite afraid of, since they just might do that in the anime version. o.o

... But then, Yama does his thing, his very very very very very cool thing, which makes me forget about everything I've ever said about him being too shoujo for his own good. <3>

Plus points for this week's release: Commentary by Squalo! <3>D

And what the fuck, Hibari actually *praised* him. O....O  Well done, Takeshi, not even Tuna was able to make Hibari do that. (Although if we have to count Hibari points here, Gokudera's currently in the lead.. After all, he has two Hibari-life-debt points in the bag! XDDDD)

Verdict for this week's release: Kyaaaah, Yama's really cool~  (/*3*)/   And it seems like this battle's over... but if Tuna was able to beat his enemy easily, and Yama was able to get his revenge this fast... does that mean... Gokudera's in for a beating!? ;A;  Oh dear. Oh dear dear dear. Oh dear, this is really bad. REALLY BAD. I've got this sinking feeling in my chest that Gokudera's going to be in a lot of trouble.. and pain. It seems like his opponent is going to be the strongest they've fought so far... I mean, biases aside, it's always the good-looking ones who are powerful. Just.. ;A;  I fell bad. Sick, even. Gokudera's going to get hurt. I can just feel it.

I can't wait for next week.. but I don't want it to come either.. ;A;

A little phrase I want to share with everyone: Nag-iinit si Yama! XDDDD